Friday, February 1, 2013

Mission Statement for How To Move Back In With Your Parents

You probably never imagined your future like this.

Regardless, here you are, joining the ranks of the "boomarang children", "adultolescences". Grateful to your parents for taking you back in, but bitter at the world for letting it come to this. Vowing to GTFO in less than a year, but without much of an action plan to get you there.

This blog is dedicated to you.  I'm going to make recommendations for how to spend your time.  These recommendations seek to achieve one of two goals:

a) Keep the peace at home, and make your time living at home as enjoyable as possible
b) Minimize the overall amount of time that you have to spend living with your parents

However bad it gets, I'll be right there with you...

Cheers,

Philip

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